happy birthday to OnionBooty.com! yes that's right. OB turns 7 years old this month (May 8th to be exact). yeah man, that's the day i got inspired
to register the name and try to take over the internet. it's just crazy man. 7 years i've been doing this fulltime, taking on the painful task of finding
cute big booty girls who want to do porn.
life is funny man, with where it takes ya. you just never know. but i feel blessed everyday i wake up. not only am i living a dream, but i'm also leaving the american dream.
and it all started with watching Buttman vs Buttwoman on vhs, when I was a freshman in college i swear i gotta write a book about my life.
in any case, i wanterd to celebrate last Tuesday, but the fuckin server porblems toally ruined my mood for a couple of days. so i was like fuck it! i'll just wait til the next update.
so here we are OB fans, ya know the drill. you get a longer than usual trailer and of course some major booty
Kahfee Kakes got major, major, major booty. i must apologize though. we started shooting off location again, and we forgot to bring the tape measure with us.
no worries though. we gonna bring her back, and when we do, we'll make sure to find out how big her booty really is. and not only is it big, her big booty is also nice to grab, squeeze, rub
hump, do all types of naughty shit to it. brrrrr her booty feels good! hope you guys enjoy it (via the movies) as much as we did :)
before i leave, let me say a big thanx to all the OB fans. i love you motherfuckas to death. i'm really sorry about the lapse in updates, but i'm just trying hard to restructure. see in its inception,
OnionBooty.com was never about money. it was more or less just for the big booty fans. then it turned into a real business and that took all the fun out of it. it took me a while to get adjusted.
and i had to find out the hard way, that i had to take care of the business side of it just as much, if i want to keep bringing you guys the booty.
so recently, i had the brilliant idea to aquire Nasty.com and make sure that the money issue is taken care of (Nasty.com is bound to be a success financially). then rework on OB and show to the people that i was not lying, it was never about the money, but rather about the booty.
so like Rude Jude always says "Fuck with me people.." i am the real deal. i'm that mothafucka, the original booty lover. let's do this. Happy Birthday Bitches...
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